tralian Rules Football, which is rough, tough, and exciting.
There are a lot of rules—the referee carries a rule book the
size of an ordinary Webster's Dictionary. Unlike cricket,
which is a polite game, Australian Rules Football creates a
desire on the part of the crowd to tear someone apart,
usually the referee—some parks have runways covered
over, so the referee can escape more or less intact, after the
game is over. The crowd is apt to yell "Wake up melon
head" or some such pleasantry at the umpire, but they don't
think it good sportsmanship to heckle the teams. Australian
soldiers play it at every chance. In one camp the boys used
Bren gun carriers to clear a field to play on and that afternoon 500 out of an outfit of 700 got into a game.
Yes, and the Australians play baseball too. We think we
have a monopoly on the game, but the first American units
found out differently after being walloped by Australian
teams. Before the Americans arrived not many Australians
turned out to watch a baseball game—it was primarily a
way for cricketers to keep in shape during the off-season.
Now crowds of 10,000 turn out to see Australian and
American service teams play—and they're getting into the
spirit of our national game by yelling "Slay the bloke"
when the umpire pulls a boner.
If you're good at sports you'll probably be more popular in Australia than by being good at anything else. One
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tralian Rules Football, which is rough, tough, and exciting.
There are a lot of rules—the referee carries a rule book the
size of an ordinary Webster's Dictionary. Unlike cricket,
which is a polite game, Australian Rules Football creates a
desire on the part of the crowd to tear someone apart,
usually the referee—some parks have runways covered
over, so the referee can escape more or less intact, after the
game is over. The crowd is apt to yell "Wake up melon
head" or some such pleasantry at the umpire, but they don't
think it good sportsmanship to heckle the teams. Australian
soldiers play it at every chance. In one camp the boys used
Bren gun carriers to clear a field to play on and that afternoon 500 out of an outfit of 700 got into a game.
Yes, and the Australians play baseball too. We think we
have a monopoly on the game, but the first American units
found out differently after being walloped by Australian
teams. Before the Americans arrived not many Australians
turned out to watch a baseball game—it was primarily a
way for cricketers to keep in shape during the off-season.
Now crowds of 10,000 turn out to see Australian and
American service teams play—and they're getting into the
spirit of our national game by yelling "Slay the bloke"
when the umpire pulls a boner.
If you're good at sports you'll probably be more popular in Australia than by being good at anything else. One
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